What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

At least 8 dead in shooting near Israeli and US-supported aid sites in Gaza - NPR

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Amazon launches new R&D group focused on agentic AI and robotics - TechCrunch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

UFC 316 results: Kayla Harrison finishes Julianna Peña, squares off with Amanda Nunes - MMA Junkie

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Amazon invests historic $20 billion for artificial intelligence infrastructure in Pa. - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

In space, no one can hear you scream — But it still gets incredibly noisy - Salon.com