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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:43

Still no good
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
At least 8 dead in shooting near Israeli and US-supported aid sites in Gaza - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Amazon launches new R&D group focused on agentic AI and robotics - TechCrunch
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
In space, no one can hear you scream — But it still gets incredibly noisy - Salon.com